From the annals of "if only."

From the annals of “if only.”

Just saw this while surfing for some other information:

~ by Servetus on August 21, 2012.

Posted in Armitage as victim, capitalism, career, fans, fantasy, heterosexual dystopias, heterosexual utopias, if I could interview Mr. Armitage, me, morality / ethics / norms, objectification, reality, Richard Armitage, silliness, the hype, work

36 Responses to “From the annals of “if only.””

How much?

judiang said this on August 21, 2012 at 2:39 am | Reply
- I know. And what do you get, exactly? How does it come wrapped? Is there a satisfaction guarantee? Questions upon questions.
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 2:40 am | Reply
- I’m sure he’s not on special offer!!!
  
  linda60 said this on August 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Reply
Sorry ladies and gentlemen. There was only one in stock and while you hesitated I purchased. Off to get some invisible fencing.

Snicker's Mom said this on August 21, 2012 at 2:46 am | Reply
- LMAO x 150 !!!!!!
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 2:47 am | Reply
  - Me, too, ROFL *coffee-spluttering hysteria*
    
    Leigh said this on August 21, 2012 at 9:05 am | Reply
- if there was only one, i assume it was Amazon marketplace — used goods?
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 2:54 am | Reply
  - Hahaha!..”used goods”…in a good condition;)
    
    Joanna said this on August 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm | Reply
  - lol, perhaps. rode rough and put away drunk? special discount price?
    
    Snicker's Mom said this on August 22, 2012 at 1:32 am | Reply
    - :D:D
      
      Joanna said this on August 22, 2012 at 6:45 am | Reply
- LOL!
  Hey, Snicker’s Mom … want to split the cost? A time-share, so to speak?
  
  zan said this on August 21, 2012 at 3:03 am | Reply
  - Do the schedule! That will leave me some money to purchase a hiddles.
    
    Snicker's Mom said this on August 22, 2012 at 1:32 am | Reply
- BTW Snicker’s Mom I thought you’d changed sides??????????
  
  linda60 said this on August 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm | Reply
  - I think she needed the invisible fencing for other reasons as well.
    
    servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 3:10 pm | Reply
  - I still like RA. I just also like Tom Hiddleston. I can like both, yes? I would purchase one of each if I could, LOL.
    
    Snicker's Mom said this on August 22, 2012 at 1:31 am | Reply
    - I’ll let you know if I ever see Hiddleston available on amazon.
      
      servetus said this on August 22, 2012 at 7:14 pm | Reply
Hi Serv,
I like well worn, lived in, and seasoned items. They have a comfortable familiarity about them. You’re not afraid to touch them or that they will break. You can run your hands over them, enjoying the smooth or rough feel of their textures–whether they be hard are soft.

The same could be said of Richard Armitage. His character portrayals are comfortable and familiar. Ahem. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Ha!

And gals, if we’re time sharing RA, might you express overnight me the “package” when it is my turn? I want to get the most of my time. Ha!

Cheers! Grati ;->

Gratiana Lovelace said this on August 21, 2012 at 6:04 am | Reply
- I was curious to myself as to how amazon would ship this particular product.
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:52 pm | Reply
could I have my share when you ladies finally release him from the other side of the pond and he is allowed to come home and recover.

Maybe we could set up a time share company, then it would be fair. Dependent on where he is filming in the world then he could stay with one of us, the film production would save a load on trailer hire and he would get a home cooked meal!

Rosiepig said this on August 21, 2012 at 7:27 am | Reply
- I think it may be awhile. US fans have been waiting a loooooong time.
  
  He could definitely stay with me if he ever films anything here. I’d even let him have his own room
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:53 pm | Reply
Something tells me if there was such a time-share, Rosiepig, he’d never have to go hungry, thirsty or feel lonely the rest of his life.

fedoralady said this on August 21, 2012 at 8:26 am | Reply
- Got it in one…
  
  Leigh said this on August 21, 2012 at 9:06 am | Reply
  - yeah. I think he’d more have the opposite problem.
    
    servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:53 pm | Reply
I hope I didn’t wake up my neighbors because when I read that, I started laughing really loudly, like a maniac. Richard would go into fits of laughter as well, I’m sure. I can almost hear him going ‘HAHAHAHAHA’. He and I have that in common, we both laugh saying the word ‘HA’. I have no idea why. I think I’ll write a letter to Amazon’s CEO and thank him from the bottom of my heart. I bet he didn’t know his company had branched into that area. Hey, Santa Claus, about that list, I know it’s August, but I need to place a special request… ;D

Mujer Tropical said this on August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am | Reply
- Bezos did say he wanted amazon to be the store for everything …
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:54 pm | Reply
Do Amazon accepts the gifts of nature?;)….eggs…onions…potatoes?…
liquid rye?.;)

Joanna said this on August 21, 2012 at 5:56 pm | Reply
- check, credit card or bank transfer only
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:54 pm | Reply
  - Joanna said this on August 21, 2012 at 11:34 pm | Reply
It would be nice if he’d agree to auction off a date for one of his charities. I wonder how much money he’d raise?

sloan said this on August 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm | Reply
- I highly doubt he would ever do that, he’s so private. But, who knows…he certainly would raise a lot of money. Still, I think he’ll stick to his 4 charities.
  
  Mujer Tropical said this on August 21, 2012 at 9:39 pm | Reply
  - I doubt he would either, but it would be an interesting concept. His date could choose which character he/she wanted him to be while on the date. Imagine a date like that == RA acting out all your favorite characters. That could get really interesting.
    
    sloan said this on August 21, 2012 at 9:56 pm | Reply
    - that would actually be a good idea — that way he wouldn’t have to go as Richard, which is presumably where the problem would lie. Who would you go with? I would go with Standring I think.
      
      servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:56 pm | Reply
      - I’d prefer the real thing, but otherwise I think Gisborne — after he joins the hood. Nothing like a reformed bad boy.
        
        sloan said this on August 22, 2012 at 1:24 pm | Reply
- what a minefield — but yeah, he’d raise a ton of money.
  
  servetus said this on August 21, 2012 at 10:55 pm | Reply
hahaha, where can I have mine ?

thefrencharmitagearmy said this on August 22, 2012 at 12:53 am | Reply
- Demand was much higher than anticipated, apparently
  
  servetus said this on August 22, 2012 at 7:15 pm | Reply