How Richard Armitage isn’t spending his day

I’d forgotten that we’d had this discussion earlier.

Me + Richard Armitage

Richard Armitage in costume as Thorin Oakenshield, from preproduction vlog #6 for The Hobbit. Source:


Any day this month, Wellington, New Zealand

6:00 a.m. — Wakes up, tortured by worries about what fans must be thinking about his decision to sleep so late

6:30 a.m. — Intensive skin care regime begins. Needs to keep skin beautiful for fans

7:15 a.m. — Finishes high protein breakfast in preparation for long day of worry about what fans think of his figure. Incinerates packaging of pork products just in case groups seeking to turn off significant segment of devout Jewish fans are fishing through household garbage

8:00 a.m. — Pick up from driver and drive to set for filming. Straps himself into car with extra seat-belt because fans worry about daredevil lifestyle

8:10 a.m. — Makeup. Cautions makeup artists to be very careful with his hair, as fans are worried…

View original post 870 more words

~ by Servetus on April 9, 2017.

9 Responses to “How Richard Armitage isn’t spending his day”

  1. 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
    ROFLMAO!!! So good!!!

  2. LOL. Priceless.

  3. That’s hilarious!

  4. Love it!

  5. 😀 😀 😀 Thank you!

  6. Thank you for making me smile today!!

  7. Someday I’ll write an update for the Twitter age. Another thing that Herba’s retrospective reminded me of is that i used to write more spoofs.

  8. LOL!! I wonder where the man even finds time to memorize lines and get into character…. 😉

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: