Armitage Objectification Alert
Spotted by a friend on Richard Armitage is majesty, kindness and perfection.
Servetus takes no position, positive or negative, on the veracity of this information. She is, however, intrigued as heck. If it’s true, however, she CANNOT WAIT. Let the speculative objectification begin! Shirtless John Proctor? Bring it, babe.
MY AUNTY DRESSED RICHARD ARMITAGE TODAY FOR A PHOTOSHOOT I WANT TO TO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY CAN I BE HER
— Bucky (@4mberWright) May 16, 2014
she bloody rubbed his shirtless body with oil and shit I am so done with my family
— Bucky (@4mberWright) May 16, 2014
Me + Richard Armitage 
I loved this anguished Tweet! Lol.
Um….yes. Jealously indeed.
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Too bad it wasn’t “take your niece to work” day.
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Oh yes!! Hands-on involvement included. 😉
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what ? …WHAT?…..SHE DID WHAT ..? ? OH MY WORD …lunatic grin on face and dirty giggles..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dammit, jane, I just snorted coffee out of my nose…that hurts, dude. 🙂
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Tongue hanging out here at the mere thought!
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She did……BITTE WASSSSSSSSSS?
Ist ja der Knaller 🙂
Was für ein absolut sinnfreier Wahn! Soooooo schöööööööön. Komisch, dass immer andere Leute so Tanten haben. So, so, du hast keine Meinung: “fettes Grinsen”
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In der jetzigen Situation mit Trolls überall, hätte ich gesagt, das stimmt wohl nicht, dennoch ist der Konto von dem Tweep stichfestaussehend. Und warum nicht, eigentlich.
Meine Tante hat im Büro von einer Manufaktur von Sportartikeln mal gearbeitet und mir die zweite Wahl gelegentlich nach Hause gebracht 🙂
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Trolls sind gefakte Nachrichten? Bin da begriffstechnisch etwas hinterher. Ja und eigentlich brauche ich keine Tante, die rumölt: hier würde ich dann mal den Part der Tante übernehmen ( zum Glück liest das keiner aus meiner Familie) 🙂
Und mit der Geschichte von deiner Tante hast du geschickt vom schlüpfrigen/glitschigen Thema abgelenkt. Hilft aber nichts!!!!!
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Trolls = Leute, die nur Ärger verbreiten wollen.
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Danke und gute Nacht !
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Oh, an aunt story! Well, someone has to do the dirty job, right? 😉 Oil and a well shaped chest – bring it on.
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lucky aunt!
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That was my first thought, too.
No, really. I have to go and find an aunt myself. Then there will be some neice stories, too. Aber vielleicht werden wir ja eines besseren belehrt
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Das frage ich mich auch (ob wir eines besseren nicht belehrt werden). Mein Vertrauen überhaupt ist im Moment sehr schwach.
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Das kann ich sehr gut verstehen, geht mir ähnlich. Verfolge die Sache auch und bin höchst amüsiert und sehr gespannt. Beweise sollten früher oder später auftauchen.
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Linked your post, with a comment: A sensuous John Proctor character portrayal? Well, afterall, The Crucible has lust as one of its plot arcs. London is looking very enticing. wink
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I hope she used oiive oil. Then we can imagine licking it off. Hmmm, down girl, I need to get a grip.
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extra virgin
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LOL
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How do you get that job? I feel a career change might be in my horizon, specializing in oiling Richard’s chest, or rubbing in temporary tattoos, fluffing the chest hair for a photoshoot, or just whatever else he needs. I’m willing to be available 24 hours a day. Tough job, but someone has to do it…
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There’s possibly a long career ladder. You might have to do this things for practice on a lot of other people before you got to Mr. Armitage. I still laugh about whoever it was who said they’d be responsible for backcombing his armpit hair …
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Ja, ja an so einem großen Kerl gibt es VIEL zu kämmen ….. 😀
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I am so done with her family too! LOL
Seriously, does that mean we will see a sexy photoshoot? Richard hasn’t bared his chest for ages. Does that indicate a new marketing direction (selling his sex appeals)? He’s recently listed as the #1 sexy UK actors in a period drama on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000032180/
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Although i would LIKE to see this 🙂 , i think it can turn in a sort of vulgarity . I hope he will choose a good und decent photographer !
@guylty: Your chance!!!!!!!! (Das ist die Lösung für dein Abo-Problem 🙂 )
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😀 What a clever and well spoken young lady!
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Servetus hugs Joanna!!!
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(((Serv))) 😀
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Update, for anyone who didn’t follow it on twitter or tumblr: http://richardarmitageforever.tumblr.com/post/86096215588
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OMG!!! Once I’m certain I still have a job, I’m looking into getting a ticket for “The Crucible” assuming anything will still be available.
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I know, right? 🙂
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Good luck, Little Red ! 🙂
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I s’pose an oiled torso means chest hair is out of the equation?
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I think the oil part was a joke, no?
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And if tickets for the London production completely sell out. I’m going to pray REALLY hard for it to come to Broadway.
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I’m praying really hard for that anyway, so maybe we should just start the prayer circle now …
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