How Richard Armitage isn’t spending his day

I’d forgotten that we’d had this discussion earlier.

Me + Richard Armitage

Richard Armitage in costume as Thorin Oakenshield, from preproduction vlog #6 for The Hobbit. Source: RichardArmitageNet.com

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Any day this month, Wellington, New Zealand

6:00 a.m. — Wakes up, tortured by worries about what fans must be thinking about his decision to sleep so late

6:30 a.m. — Intensive skin care regime begins. Needs to keep skin beautiful for fans

7:15 a.m. — Finishes high protein breakfast in preparation for long day of worry about what fans think of his figure. Incinerates packaging of pork products just in case groups seeking to turn off significant segment of devout Jewish fans are fishing through household garbage

8:00 a.m. — Pick up from driver and drive to set for filming. Straps himself into car with extra seat-belt because fans worry about daredevil lifestyle

8:10 a.m. — Makeup. Cautions makeup artists to be very careful with his hair, as fans are worried…

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~ by Servetus on April 9, 2017.